Drabble: Words Unspoken

by Clonesgirl

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Written for the Friday Drabble Challenge on Lifein1973 Friday 30 October 2009.  Prompts: Tired and Wordy.

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"Sam, I'm tired.  We chased over half the city after that little thief."

"You need some sexercise."

"Not tonight, Josephine."

"You know Napoleon never said that."

"Did too."

"Didn't.  There's no record of him ever saying no to Josephine and that wasn't her real name anyway.  It was just his nickname..."

"Will you shut your wordy gob."

"You know James T. Kirk never said 'Beam me up, Scotty'."

"Did too."

"Didn't."

"And Humphrey Bogart never said 'Play it again, Sam'."

"Did too."

"Didn't.  And Cary Grant never said 'Judy, Judy, Judy' and..."

"If I kiss you will you shut up?"

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