Drabble:
The Only Way to Dance

by Clonesgirl



Written for the Friday Drabble Challenge on Lifein1973 Friday 27 February 2009.  Prompt: A night at the Warren.


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"What do you call what you're doin' anyway?"

"It's called dancing."

"Could've fooled me.  Gyrating more like."

"You're gyrating pretty good yourself, Guv."

"And you thought all I could do was waltz?"

"Now that you mention it..."

"For your information, DI Tyler,  I also happen to be very good... at slow dancing."

"And I happen to love... slow dancing.  Guv."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah.  I've been told I'm exceptionally talented at a dance called horizontal waltzing.  You may have heard of it."

"Horizontal, eh?  In that case we'll need somewhere flat for a dance, won't we."

"I know just the place, Guv."

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