Drabble: The Long and The Short of It

by Clonesgirl

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Written for the Friday Drabble Challenge on Lifein1973 Friday 5 February 2010.  Prompt: Knee.

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"Did your mum have good legs?"

"You wanna perv on my mum you're a bit late."

"Well did she?"

"Come to think of it suppose she did.  What's it to you anyway?"

"You have good legs."

"Yeah?  Perved on me in me swimmers, did you?"

"Mine are good too.  Good knees.  Muscular thighs.  Good for gripping they say.  What's above is pretty good too."

"Rubbish!  You forget I've seen your shortcomings."

"So when do I get to compare?"

"You really think your puny John Thomas could compare with me own magnificence?"

"I do!"

"Right!  Ante up then."

"You serious?"

"Now!"

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