Drabble: Rabbit Food for Breakfast

by Clonesgirl

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"What's that rubbish you're eating?"

"It's called breakfast."

"Could've fooled me."

"You should try it sometime.  It's called muesli.  Good for you."

"Trust you.  And what's that muck?"

"Yoghurt."

"Don't tell me - that's good for you too."

"As a matter of fact, yes.  Puts good bacteria in your stomach."

"What are you - the ruddy Encyclopaedia Britannica?  Give me bacon, eggs, toast and a lovely bit of black pud any day."

"That stuff'll kill you."

"Rubbish.  Guarantee it tastes an helluva lot better than that rabbit food."

"I'll live longer."

"Good luck to you."

"On second thoughts I'll just live healthier."

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