Drabble: Indoor Crime

by Clonesgirl

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Written for the Friday Drabble Challenge on Lifein1973 Friday 8 January 2010.  Prompt: Snowed in.

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"We'll have to get out sometime, Sam."

"Got enough food anyway.  We won't starve."

"Yeah, but I'm out of fags and who knows what crimes are going on out there?"

"Are you kidding?  Anyone committing a crime in this weather would freeze their balls off."

"Suppose - unless it's an indoor crime."

"But they'd still have to get there and get away afterwards and right now they're not going anywhere."

"Yeah, you're right."

"Has its advantages though."

"Sleeping in?"

"Indoor crime.  Take last week's bank job..."

"I'll show you indoor crime!"

"Is this a heist?"

"Daylight robbery, Sammy boy!  Daylight robbery!"

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