Drabble: In the Men's Room

by Clonesgirl



Written for the Friday Drabble Challenge on Lifein1973 Friday 6 February 2009.  Prompt: Things we didn't know, and are shocked to find out, about DCI Gene Hunt.


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"You're kidding!"

"What?  Don't you like 'em?"

"Well I'd have never guessed."

"What?  You mean you thought all I'd ever wear are those boring old white y-fronts?"

"Uh, yeah."

"Surprised you, have I, Tyler?"

"Yeah.  Yeah, you have."

"But you're pleased though, aren't you?"

"Uh, yeah.  Yeah, I am."

"Never thought you'd see me wearin' anything like this?"

"No, never.  I mean, that is, if I'd thought about it."

"But you did, didn't you?"

"Yeah, guess I did."

"And now that you've seen me underdaks?"

"You know tiger print really suits you."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah."

"Fancy a tiger in your tank?"

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