Drabble: In the Men's Room by Clonesgirl
Written for the Friday Drabble Challenge on Lifein1973 Friday 6 February 2009. Prompt: Things we didn't know, and are shocked to find out, about DCI Gene Hunt.
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"You're kidding!"
"What? Don't you like 'em?"
"Well I'd have never guessed."
"What? You mean you thought all I'd ever wear are those boring old white y-fronts?"
"Uh, yeah."
"Surprised you, have I, Tyler?"
"Yeah. Yeah, you have."
"But you're pleased though, aren't you?"
"Uh, yeah. Yeah, I am."
"Never thought you'd see me wearin' anything like this?"
"No, never. I mean, that is, if I'd thought about it."
"But you did, didn't you?"
"Yeah, guess I did."
"And now that you've seen me underdaks?"
"You know tiger print really suits you."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah."
"Fancy a tiger in your tank?"
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