Drabble: Cartoon Characters

by Clonesgirl

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Written for the Friday Drabble Challenge on Lifein1973 Friday 30 April 2010.  Prompt: The morning after.

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"You're still wearing your gloves."

"Bugger!  And they'd better not be damaged."

"Was fun though."

"Yeah.  Sort of."

"What do you mean 'sort of'?  You loved it!"

"Yeah, well...  Didn't realize you were such a kinky little sod."

"Me?  Nah.  I'm perfectly normal."

"Bollocks.  You're about as normal as Bugs Bunny in drag."

"He seduced Yosemite Sam."

"What?"

"Bugs Bunny.  He seduced Yosemite Sam."

"Are you comparing me, the Sheriff of Manchester, to a cartoon character?"

"Nah.  He had a moustache.  Wanna try it again tonight?"

"At this rate I'll need a new pair of gloves every week!"

"I'm buying."


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