Drabble: Bribery

by Clonesgirl

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Written for the Friday Drabble Challenge on Lifein1973 Friday 28 August 2009.  Prompt: The Seven Deadly Sins - Sloth and Gluttony.

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"Come on, Gene, get up."

"Nnnnnn...."

"Get up, you lazy sod.  Breakfast is waiting."

"I know your idea of breakfast."

"A real Saturday morning breakfast then."

"Your idea of a 'real' breakfast is that muesli muck."

"It's good for you."

"No, thank you."

"How about a bacon and egg buttie then?"

"You serious?"

"Real bacon and real egg."

"I don't smell bacon and egg cooking."

"And you won't unless you get up now."

"All right, all right, I'm up.  Now where's me breakfast?"

"Help me strip the bed and you can cook it.  I've already had mine."

"Rotten little sod!"

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