Drabble: Barbie's Boyfriend

by Clonesgirl

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Written for the Friday Drabble Challenge on Lifein1973 Friday 13 November 2009.  Prompt: Box.

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"So what's in the box, Sammy boy?"

"Open it."

"Bloody hell!  It's a doll!"

"A Ken doll to be exact."

"'A Ken doll'?"

"You know, Barbie's boyfriend."

"And he's wearin' me coat, green shirt, tie, suit, even me very own shoes!"

"I stuck blonde hair on him and padded him out just a little."

"You bought clothes... for a doll?"

"Made them."

"You made 'em..."

"Gave him real anatomy too.  Undress him and see."

"Not enough shagging, Sammy boy, that's your trouble.  But don't worry I've got just the ticket startin' with undressing - and I don't mean the ruddy doll!"

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