Drabble: A Green Shirt

by Clonesgirl

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Written for the Friday Drabble Challenge on Lifein1973 Friday 19 June 2009.  Prompts: Green and Circus.

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"It's bad enough you've ruined your own shirts but did you have to ruin mine too?"

"What now, Marjorie?"

"My life has become a three-ring circus..."

"Quit your whining!  How was I to know?"

"Gene, an idiot would know not to put oily rags in with shirts."

"Needs a bit of soap and elbow grease is all."

"'Elbow grease'?  This is real grease!  It's all over your green shirt too."

"Any more complaints?"

"Need stain remover..."

"What?"

"Would you rather go out and buy new shirts?"

"You like my sexy green shirt, don't you?"

"Oi, stop that!  Need... stain... remover..."



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