Drabble: A Bit of Tattle

by Clonesgirl



Written for the Friday Drabble Challenge on Lifein1973 Friday 29 May 2009.  Prompt: Phyllis in charge of CID.

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"Oi, you two!" DCI Dobbs shouted.  "Yes, you, DI Hunt and DI Tyler.  In my office now."

"Now what's this I hear about you two?  Well come on, out with it!  Is it true?  And don't play the innocent with me 'cause it won't work.  You both know what I'm talking about so don't sit there looking blank.  I heard a lovely, juicy bit o' tattle about you two snoggin' in my office while I were at lunch with the Super.  So is it true?"

"No, Ma'am."

"No, Ma'am, never."

"Pity."

"Ma'am?"

"I were gonna ask for a repeat performance."

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