“I can’t believe
it, all the numbers!”
Willow whispered with awe. “Xander, you’re a multi-millionaire!”
“You said
ninety million?” murmured
Buffy, in contemplation of just how many shoe sales that would cover.
“It won’t go
far!” Xander warned
quickly. He was well able to recognize the imminent attack
of sudden greed after dating Anya for a few years. He didn’t need
his probability gift to see the idea of an extended shopping binge,
paid
for by the Xander, dawning in Buffy and Willow’s eyes. “After the
lump sum penalty and tax there will be less than a third left.
You
saw the spreadsheet Willow, all of it’s slated for land purchase and
maintenance.
As it is, I might not even manage to salvage the money Giles is
insisting
I invest to create a steady income to match what you and Buffy
won.
Don‘t forget we still have all the taxes and bills a owner has to pay
to
the government once the land is bought and that isn’t even touching the
costs of the needed renovations over the next few years.”
Willow
grimaced, “Can Giles get
the Watcher accounts to cover the renovations or at least the
materials?”
she asked hopefully.
“Every pathway
I’m seeing has the
school bought and financed separate from the Watcher accounts.
The
most we can get them to cover is the purchase of the Library and the
grade
school. From the banks and insurance company’s point of view they
are the most cost effective use of resources. The school didn‘t
have
a chance being financed by the Watchers, we have to do that ourselves.”
sighed Xander.
“But…” she
began horrified.
“Willow,
Xander is quite correct,
“interrupted Giles. “Unfortunately the Watcher finances are quite
inflexible at the moment due to this present upheaval caused by the
Bringers.
While I am considered Head of the Council, my position at the moment is
quite precarious as my appointment hasn’t been ratified due to the
destruction.
The entire financial side of the Council is operating on the emergency
instructions designed to maintain the assets and infrastructure as much
and for as long as possible until it has been rebuilt. I do have
some leeway, such as securing assets and covering the cost of
registered
dependents. However, even that is a tiresome process as every
cent
has to be accounted for in quadruplicate before being refunded or
accessed.
Our main point of contention with the present system limiting much of
our
finances at the moment is that many of the potentials that have been
activated
by the spell are not on the council’s lists of potentials. I fear
the mass elimination of the main lines by the Bringers has activated
long
dormant Slayer lines in the population.”
“What about
Buffy and Faith?
They weren’t known Potentials until they activated?” Kennedy frowned.
“Quite
true. While rare, it
has happened many times in the past. Usually when the main lines
did not have a Potential of suitable activation age in the
vicinity.
We believe Buffy was not the only Potential of suitable activation age
when she was called, but she was the only Potential with a geologic
position
relatively close to the slowly awakening Hellmouth. That probably
had a major factor in her being called instead of Kendra. In this
age of fast travel it is easy to forget just how long travel to a
Demonic
hotspot for a new Slayer took in the days before mechanized
transport.”
Giles sighed. “Faith I’m afraid was not only the next closest in
age but geographically closest to Kendra when she died, the other
Potentials
around her age might have been from stronger lines, but were not on the
same continent.”
“So what’s
that have to do with
money, G-man?“ Xander frowned.
“The Slayer
trust is set up under
strict guidelines. Only those from listed bloodlines are covered
until the standard genealogical chart for each unknown Slayer presently
activated is complete and added to the original Slayer chart, thereby
proving
them part of the Slayer trust. Obtaining the additional funds to
cover them will be impossible until the state of the trust is redefined
which will be a major undertaking. At present the trust does not
cover them after the age of twenty-one. The activation period
ends
at eighteen and traditionally they were then supplied with a dowry and
a marriage arranged for them.”
“What?” the
girls screamed horrified.
“I did say
traditionally and the
system is still valid for much of the world where the role of females
follows
the more traditional pattern still. The system has been updated
in
the more modern sections of world. The Dowry is used to finance
higher
education for the uncalled potentials.”
“Gee! That’s
nice, would have been
nice if they had some of that for the Slayers as well!” snapped
Buffy.
She was more than a bit miffed remembering how she had to give up
college
because of financial problems after her mom died.
“Unfortunately
under the trust active
Slayers are outside that system. Usually they live with their
Watcher
and are still covered in that fashion, also they usually did not last
long
enough to have any need of a higher education or dowry so that was
never
set up in the trust rules. I attempted to obtain that same right
from Travers but he was being pedantic about it.” sighed Giles.
“The
entire trust has to be reconfigured to Slayers, not potentials and
until
I obtain full access that will not happen. Which is why I am
still
calling the girls Potentials for financial reasons.”
“I suppose
it’s a good thing Faith,
Willow and I now have our own money.” Buffy grimaced.
“Both
education and Dowry have been
more than enough reason for parents to hand over a Potential to the
Council
throughout history. One must remember female children were often
gotten rid of in other ways, including infanticide or sold into slavery
as an unwanted burden for a struggling family. Many cultures
viewed
only the male children as being of any worth. The historical
records
of the Council have countless records of purchasing potentials in any
manor
of ways, not just from parents but from actual slavers throughout
history.”
lectured Giles. “Given that some countries still consider females
inferior, I have no doubt that the new council will end up forced into
the same situation as the old as we search out the newly activated
Slayers.”
he concluded. Everyone groaned as they contemplated such a situation
occurring,
given the world wide activation of the Potentials.
“So what
you’re basically saying
is that the Watcher finances are tied up in so much red tape we can’t
count
on it for anything.” Willow moaned horrified.
“Some things
are covered, such as
the Watcher Collection and the recorded dependents. It is just a hassle
obtaining the money from the banks and insurance companies in
question.
I have no doubt they will agree to the purchase of the old grade school
and the library in the near future to house both. In fact I have
already received written permission to look for a suitable place to
house
the Watcher dependents. Given that the London banks are about six
hours ahead of Cleveland I would like Andrew, or Willow if you prefer,
to somehow arrange that the computer file on the grade school to be
sent
to them tonight. Please use the direct e-mail address they
included
on the written permission we received as that section of the bank does
work on the weekend, even if the Bank itself does not usually open to
the
public during such time.”
“Give them the
central school and
the Temple as well, Wills.” Xander mused absently digging out the disk
with the data from the pile he and Andrew had been working on.
“But we know
they won’t buy them.”
Willow said with a grimace at the extra work.
“Wills, it
always works better if
you give the number crunchers at least three choices.” he looked up
amused
at the sudden quietness at his comment. “If you just give them one
option
they get cranky and make you find more anyway, which is just delaying
the
inevitable. Dealing with Anya taught me that, if I didn’t give
her
options she’d make her own and that cost a hell of a lot more.
After
a while I learn to give her the option of three presents of my choice,
not hers in self defense. Most expensive always won even if it was
tacky.
It was much easier on my pocket if I gave her a choice of cheap,
cheaper
and reasonable rather than have her choose between expensive, more
expensive
and debt city. That lesson came in handy in construction, same
principle
applies to bankers and other money misers. They just always pick
the cheapest even if it isn’t the best choice.” he sighed remembering
some
of the shitty run ins with the City Hall accountants in charge of the
finance
for the new Sunnydale High School he built.
“I see,” said
Giles putting down
his empty teacup in favour of cleaning his glasses as he contemplated
pros
and cons of such a move. “An interesting strategy, but wouldn’t the
central
school look better on paper in that case? It is the cheaper purchase in
comparison, the center school is larger and has much more land attached
for only slightly more money.”
“Both it and
the temple need too
much renovation; the grade school is the better purchase from an
accountant’s
point of view. It mainly needs the toilet blocks to be converted
into actual bathrooms. There is an old canteen-dining hall on the
ground floor of the middle block. Although most it was torn out
to
save costs in the new school so that needs to be rebuilt into a proper
industrial kitchen, as it won’t be a school but a home for the orphans
and Slayers for the time being.”
“So bathrooms,
kitchen and security.”
nodded Andrew. “You’re right that’s much simpler than the center
school. Especially if we concentrate on just making the middle
block
of the grade school where the old canteen is habitable to start with
and
expand later. That will give us living space for the Slayers and
kids in the least time.”
“That was my
idea,” nodded Xander
reaching for the coffee pot Faith had just refilled, finally succumbing
to the lure of coffee. “The middle block needs a new kitchen as I
said but we might find a lot of that second-hand. There is bound
to be a second-hand kitchen supply house somewhere. If not I’ll
look
around the demolition and renovation yards for something
suitable.
The main cost is going to be appliances. There isn’t anything
left,
they took it all for the new school even the fridges.”
“True and we
also have to decide
if we are going to have backup power if the Demons cut power and gas or
even if we are snowed in and lose power. If that happens here we
can still cook on the wood burning stove on the back balcony plus the
front
balcony fireplace has a hot plate and oven.”
“You’ve been
looking at the survival
sites again?” Xander said in amusement although he did see Andrew‘s
point.
They had three wood fires for heating these rooms. The back stove
also heated a hot water tank for the bathroom, the front balcony had a
hotplate and oven for extra cooking and the conservatory had a large
fireplace.
Given all that they could cook, bathe and keep warm if the shops lost
power
which gave them a viable position if they lost power or were snowed
in.
With a grocery store on the premises they wouldn’t even needed to find
food for a while.
“Of course I
have,” pouted Andrew
giving them a look that said they were all dunces. “Faith scared
me with all her talk about freezing to death if you lose heat in
winter,
besides if we lose power I want to be able to cook. That sucked
in
Sunnydale once the power grid shut down. So Xan, I want an
alternative
readily available if we lose power, something like we have here.
We need to add something similar in the grade school, central school
and
the library.” he said with a worried pout.
“That would be
an added expense,
didn‘t the estate agent say the grade school has central heating as
does
the library.” said Giles with a deep frown. Given the winters in
Cleveland that was something they had to be sure of. Even with
the
money Xander won tonight there might not be enough for replacement
boilers
as that could be a major expense. Even if the boilers were fine
he
doubted the banks would ante up for a redundant backup system as Andrew
was demanding, central heating was the done thing these days.
Xander frowned
looking at Andrew
thoughtfully then nodded. Looked like Andrew was learning to give
his geekiness a practical side even if he did go overboard on a
subject,
he could encourage that it might tone down some of Andrew‘s more
outrageous
plans. With that in mind he added his own thoughts to the
speculation.
“Especially the grade school, they’re going to have the babies and
toddlers
on the premises.” Andrew’s eyes went big and he nodded
frantically.
Frozen babies wouldn’t be good. “Good thinking Andrew, we’ll have
to check the blueprints included on the disk. The aerial view
shows
multiple chimney stacks just like the central school but I didn’t see
any
fireplaces when we toured the place so they may be walled up, some of
the
ones in the central school are.”
“Even a few
working fireplaces as
a backup could save lives in an emergency.” Andrew agreed puffing up at
the praise Xander had given him. “If we can get a stove like the
one on the back balcony for the kitchen as a backup it could do double
duty,” he said skimming through the blueprints on the disk to find the
area around the old canteen on the blueprints. “See, there’s a
girls
locker room next to the kitchen which could be converted to another
bathroom
at the same time we put in bathtubs in the toilet blocks. If
there
are going to be babies and toddlers, it might be an idea to convert
that
locker room into a small bathroom with a larger changing room that can
convert to an emergency bathroom if the boiler goes out. It would
be easy to put a shunt to convert that bathroom to run off the wood
burner
hot water tank in an emergency. One bath and sink with hot water
would be better than nothing in an emergency.” decided Andrew.
“That might
work, that’s actually
a good idea. We’ll have to look for the paperwork on the stove
and
other fireplaces when we go through the desk on Sunday. We‘ll try
to budget it in if at all possible.” decided Xander. A few
fireplaces
plus a wood burning stove with water heater similar to the one on the
back
balcony would help immensely if they had a boiler malfunction or
blackout
come winter. Especially since he doubted they did more than
limited
maintenance on the boilers at the grade school as they were moving to a
new school it was better they plan for that sort of disaster.
“Where
is the boiler anyway, I forgot to inspect it.” he frowned that had been
a mistake. He had gotten too involved with looking at the
security
on the new patio area.
“Underground I
think,” Andrew frowned
calling up the file. “Wow, it did have the same structure under
it
as the library originally. They sealed a lot of it up and made
them
water cisterns. It saved them a heap of money as they had to meet
the new fire codes for the area that came in during the eighties even
if
it was an old building. Because they were a school they still had
to meet them. They left big sections under each building as a
basement
for the boilers but converted the rest.
“How are the
library boilers I neglected
to inspect them due to the lure of the archive vaults?” inquired Giles
with a hopeful look.
“I looked
G-man, it wasn’t in bad
shape given the fact that the building has been relegated to being a
storage
centre for almost thirty years. The boiler in the library is
fifteen
years old according to the records and from the file had regular
maintenance
since its installation, which is a miracle in my opinion as the city
hasn’t
even bothered completing most of the repairs from the fire and
earthquake
thirty years ago. My guess is the people working there might have
complained loudly about maintaining their heat during winter. All
in all the library is in good shape given its history and that the city
council is selling it for the base cost of the land and structure
including
the archive vaults that has you so enthused G-man.” Xander grinned.
“Unfortunately
even the original part of the building didn’t have fireplaces except in
the section where the preacher lived with his family. They
probably
used pot belly stoves or something similar in the church section before
central heating was installed.” he speculated. “But even if we buy it
now
it’s at least a month before the city council clears it and turns it
over
to us, which is why you need to force the insurance companies to get a
move on Giles.”
Giles
grimaced, “I shall get Dawn
to help me look through the disk for alternative options to include
when
the time comes. Just as the bank will get stroppy with only one
option
so will the insurance companies, so I need to find another two
properties
before I send them options. Even so not all the surviving
Collection
will be shipped to Cleveland. The British Government has refused
to let half of it out of the country due to being historically
significant.
I fear that may be the sticking point of my gaining complete control of
the financial side of the Council. I may eventually have to
relocate
to England and use it as headquarters to gain complete control.
Needless
to say that will be a pain in the posterior for all of us. If
that
happens we will need to drastically update our communications to
co-ordinate
the Council given that this will be our main training school for both
Watchers
and Slayers.”
“Something for
the tech-geeks to
look into if that happens. The military and multi-national
corporations
do that all the time. It does mean you’re going to have to get
over
your tech-phobia G-man or at least have someone who can handle that for
you over in the land-of-tweed.” Xander said smirking at the look of
horror
that briefly crossed the Englishman’s face at that comment.
“Oh! Good
Lord!” muttered Giles
in horror. “I shall definitely need a secretary in that case,
those
infernal machines are beyond my comprehension. These days I can,
with some difficulty, retrieve an e-mail or write a letter but that is
the extent of my competence with those dratted things.” Not wanting to
contemplate that until needed he changed the subject. “Anything
else
that will be an immediate priority if the banks okay the grade school
acquisition?”
“The only
other priority is security
on the new patio made after the fire. Those gothic arches need a
lot more security, the bars in those arches have been damaged too many
times for my piece of mind. I want to talk with Ethan about
creating
a magic resistant reinforced shutter we can lock in place until we
rebuild
that area. That small fence they built is useless from a security
point of view. I want it to at least be the same height as the
other
fences, if I can find suitable supplies at the renovation yard.
We
might be better off turning it into a conservatory later, that would
eliminate
any vampire incursions in that area as it would be counted as inside if
the patio had walls and a roof...” Xander said skimming over that
section
of the blueprints with a frown. “It might be an idea to use that
building for any elderly Slayers we find. Even Slayer healing can
only do so much from the report you gave me on Mrs DuBois. I can
probably install one of the spas in the patio area if we close it in
and
turn that building into a mini-retirement home for the elderly slayers
and probably Watchers as well eventually. It’s not as if they
would
be capable of going out and fighting Demons at their ages, this way
they
have a secure retirement home with the option of helping with the
children
or the other Slayers as they want.” he mused.
Giles
winced. Every time Xander
speculated he brought home just how little of the overall picture Giles
had been planing for. Dear Lord, a safe retirement home for
elderly
Slayers now, the entire situation Willow’s spell created was ludicrous
by the standard and infrastructure of the old system and all they could
do now was deal with it as best they could. Thank Heaven, Xander
at least was smart enough to see the realities of what the Slayer spell
had done.
“Giles!” Dawn
screamed up the stairs
at the top of her voice. “Wesley’s on the phone, something about Anya’s
estate, he sounds annoyed you better come talk to him before the phone
melts.”
“Good Lord!
What now?” he groaned.
“Xander stay up here, according to the hospital you should be asleep
resting,
so rest,” he ordered. “Anyanka’s estate can certainly wait for
the
morning for your input, I’ll deal with Wesley until then. Andrew
take Xander’s MegaMillion ticket down to the safe and store it safely
then
come back and help Faith clear this mess up, then grab the files needed
to e-mail London. That has to be done tonight, I should have a
cover
note worked out by then.”
Xander
grimaced not even bothering
to object. With the hospital orders against him he knew he hadn’t
a chance of staying up.
“What about
the other two roof’s?”
Andrew frowned, Xander resting he could understand but he and Faith
were
another matter. Why were they on clean up?
“Buffy,
Kennedy and Willow are more
than enough to secure and ward both roofs. You will not be
needed,
you and Faith clean up the mess. I want you both to retire after the
e-mails
are sent. It’s almost midnight and you, Faith and Xander will
inevitably
be up fairly early, while the other three will sleep in if you all
follow
your usual pattern since we arrived in Cleveland.” said Giles glaring
at
the three girls in question with a look of disapproval. It hadn’t
escaped his notice that Xander, Faith and Andrew did most of the work
while
the other three girls even objected to taking a turn on the work roster
along with the junior girls. “Now I better go see what about
Anyanka’s
estate has Wesley’s knickers in a twist” he snapped stomping down the
stairs
in disgust.
“Well you
heard Watcherman, ‘B’.
You three better go do your thing in the other roofs. They need to be
warded
tonight, remember.” Faith handed Willow the master keys even as she
shooed
the three shocked girls down the stairs before she started gathering
the
cups they had put down in dismay at Giles orders. “Geekboy, get
that
ticket in the safe pronto so it won’t get lost by mistake then get back
up here and sort out the stuff for London while I clean up. ‘X’
get
in the bed and rest like the hospital ordered.” she snapped with a
glare
before she let a happy smirk escape her control. About time ‘G’
noticed
how little work ‘B’, Red and Grumpy were doing she thought, pleased.
Andrew blinked
then grabbed the
ticket frantically and practically ran down the stairs to get it stored
safely. He was obviously horrified at the though of losing
something
worth ninety million dollars, even temporarily.
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