This is my friend Kate, who doesn't have a website.
But here is a page all about her! *tee hee*

Common Name: Kate Muppet

Other Names: K8, Keight, Katemate, Blinkykate, Jude

Distinguishing Features:

* Dark plumage
* A crammed arse (due to a ritual behaviour called "cramming my arse" - a last-minute study technique)
* Dimples on (facial) cheeks
* Has been observed with metallic ringlike markings on right hand

Habitat: Often found near textbooks, classrooms, spunky middle-aged professors, angry NTL customers, and unreliable computers.
...or out in the middle of nowhere, counting ants!

Food: Herbivore

Quirks:

* Likes Brad Pitt, making snow angels and visiting Croatia (not at the same time)
* Hates shopping (is she really female???)
* Possibly related to The Hensons (unconfirmed)
* Computers have been known to spontaneously explode in her presence

Severe Laughter Attitude Pandemic (SLAP) - Causes the urge to strike others (ie: me) for making funny comments.

Preoccupied Hearing Of News Epidemic (PHONE) - Causes the subject to interrupt their text chat session to take phone calls.

Overly Optimistic Pecuniary Spending Internet Epidemic (OOPSIE) - Causes the subject to bid for items on Ebay that they can't actually afford.

Knackered And Tired Effect (KATE) - Causes tiredness from attempting to complete a large amount of work in a short space of time.