Cass
This is my friend Cass. There wasn't much on her website (though it's grown a bit now)... so I put this page here instead.
It started out being a joke of a few lines, but she wasn't around at the time.. so it kind of grew.. and grew... 'til it became a page of "Scientific Notes".
It took a lot of effort, and I'm very glad she likes it. 
(Try writing something like this for one of your friends sometime.. It's really hard to do!!)
Scientific Name: Cassorama Australianii
Common name: Cass
Other Names: Azyure, Lilly, "Hot Blonde"

Distinguishing features:

Blonde plumage
...though some recent reports say red
Large pink furry feet
Metal appendage on stomach

Habitat: Often found near computer keyboards, webcams, and radio mixing desks. Is sometimes seen under a table, in the vicinity of alcohol. Has also been observed in beach areas.

Quirks: Has a tendency to bite fingers (her own).

Food: Omnivore

Possible diseases of this species:
New Electronic Tiredness (NET) - Causes loss of sleep due to excessive time online.

Linked Amusement Necrosis (LAN) - Causes loss of sleep, with simultaneous compulsion to play games.

Overload Of Primary Storage Instrument Epidemic (OOPSIE) - Causes inability to save important files due to excessive downloading habits.

Severe Pecuniary Endemic Negation Disorder (SPEND) - Causes a sizeable depletion of the subject's savings.

Computer Attractive Starvation Syndrome (CASS) - Produces such undivided attention to a computer, that the subject forgets to eat.

Computer Harddrive Random Incidental Slip (CHRIS) - Causes severe memory loss of past personal data.

* Disclaimer *
Acronyms mentioned do not necessarily have any connection with particular nicks or names.
Wait a minute...
YES THEY DO!!!!