For those who are confused, this is a simulation of a menu from a Sony MVS-8000 vision switcher. It's meant to be a humourous interlude. If you have no sense of humour, go away. And don't even think of starting a "Sony vs Grass" argument - Kalypso users are too mature for that.
Brian Forshaw from the Seven Network in Sydney wants to spin a website for the Sony MVS-8000 along the same lines as my Kalypso site. If you know him, encourage him to do it - it's a worthwhile project. And I'd have somewhere serious to link to when people click the button you just clicked.