Starving for Kisses
"Archie! You kissed me!"
"Yes. Did you like it?"
"I... I'm not sure. Would you do it again?"
<pause>
"There. How was that?"
"It was... interesting."
"Is that all you can say?"
"It was... very interesting."
"Nothing more?"
"I'm not sure. May we try it again?"
"Of course."
<pause>
"There. Did you feel anything?"
"Yes."
"And?"
"I'm starving."
"For more of my kisses?"
"No, I'm hungry."
<slap>
"Archie, why did you hit me?"
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