Starving for Kisses


"Archie! You kissed me!"

"Yes. Did you like it?"

"I... I'm not sure. Would you do it again?"

<pause>

"There. How was that?"

"It was... interesting."

"Is that all you can say?"

"It was... very interesting."

"Nothing more?"

"I'm not sure. May we try it again?"

"Of course."

<pause>

"There. Did you feel anything?"

"Yes."

"And?"

"I'm starving."

"For more of my kisses?"

"No, I'm hungry."

<slap>

"Archie, why did you hit me?"

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