Seeking Mr Right

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"Horatio?"

"Yes, Archie?"

"I find that I require a lover."

<choke cough> "Archie? Did I hear you right? You require a... a lover?"

"Yes, Horatio. A lover. I think it's high time I had a lover, don't you?"

"Uh, I see. And <ahem> did you have anyone in particular in mind?"

"Someone very handsome."

"Go on."

"Dark hair and dark eyes."

"Go on."

"Someone with sensual, full lips that I would just love to kiss."

"Go on."

"Someone with superior intelligence who would be willing to tutor me in navigation."

"Go on."

"Someone with compassion and understanding."

"Go on."

"Someone with experience."

"Oh."

<pause>

"Archie, where are you going?"

"To find him!"

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