No Problem Too Small

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"You know, Horatio, I really think the problem is that your cock is too small."

"But, Archie, what can I do? It's not as if I can make it larger, can I? I mean it is the way it is."

"Not necessarily, my friend."

"How so?"

"Allow me to show you."

"Oh, Archie, I don't think..."

"Shh... Relax."

"But..."

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"How's that?"

"Ohh, Archie!"

"Now you see? It's really very simple."

"Ohhhh, Archie, I never dreamt... I mean it's... It's so large!"

"Of course it is."

"But... but this is amazing."

"Do you like it?"

"Oh, yes."

"Do you wish me to stop?"

"Oh, no. It feels... wonderful."

"Horatio?"

"Hmmm?"

"Would you like to do that to me?"

"I... Why, yes, of course. How selfish of me. I didn't think."

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"How's that, Archie? Am I doing it right?"

"Excellent, Horatio. Keep it up."

"Oh, I will, Archie! I promise you I will!"

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