Mystery in the Cable Tiers

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"Horatio! Quickly!"

"What is it, Archie?"

"Shh, this way!"

"Archie, why are we in the cable tiers?"

"Because."

"Because?"

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"Archie, why did you do that?"

"Do what?"

"Kiss me."

"I what?"

"Archie, I know it's dark in this corner but I distinctly felt you kiss me."

"But I haven't kissed you - yet."

"Archie, stop fooling around. You know you kissed me."

"Horatio, I never did, I swear."

"But... But somebody..."

<pause>

"Oh, Archie, you kissed me again!"

"No, I didn't, Horatio."

"Archie? Archie, how come your voice is coming from over there when I thought you were...?"

<pause>

"Oh, Archie! Oh, that was wonderful! Archie? Archie, why are you so silent? Is it really you?"

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