Educating Horatio

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"Horatio, I'm bored."

"I have to confess that I am too, Archie."

"Where are the Frogs and the Dons? We haven't seen any action in weeks."

"Perhaps they have learnt their lesson and now avoid us."

"Perhaps."

"Or perhaps not. Perhaps they have set a trap for us and lie in wait."

"Hmmm... You know, Horatio, you've just given me an idea."

"About setting a trap?"

"About lying in wait..."

"Uh, what do you mean, Archie? And... why are you looking at me like that?"

"I mean if I were to lie in wait for you in your quarters..."

"But why should you want to do that, Archie?"

"To educate you, Horatio."

"I... confess to being at a loss as to your meaning, Archie. Educate me in what precisely?"

"I can see I have my work cut out for me."

"You do?"

"Oh, yes, but at least I won't be bored."

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