Comparing Kisses

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"Horatio?"

"Yes, Archie?"

"Kiss me."

"Oh, yes, Archie."

"Mm... Horatio..."

"Do you like the way I kiss you, Archie?"

"Mm... yesss..."

"Shall I kiss you again, Archie?"

"Not now. Someone's coming."

"Then later?"

"No. Someone might be coming then too."

"But I thought you were enjoying it. Don't you want me to kiss you again?"

"Sorry, Horatio."

"Archie, what do you mean 'sorry'? Am I doing it wrong?"

"No, Horatio. It's only that the Captain does it better."

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