A Trick of Moonlight

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"Archie! But... But I thought you were dead!"

"I came back for you, Horatio."

"Oh, Archie! Oh, I'm so glad!"

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"Archie, what has happened to your teeth?"

"Why nothing at all, Horatio."

"But... but they look..."

"How do they look?"

"Like... like fangs."

"A mere trick of the moonlight."

"And, Archie, why are you trying to... bite my neck?"

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